I hate Heath Slater............?

Im going to track down his family and pelt them with water balloons then im going to get a second job and pay my way through university while i study physics so i can build a time machine, im going to travel back in time and punch every one of his ancestors as hard as i can, then im going to travel forwards in time and slap every one of his decendants around the head. Then il come back to our time, and take it easy for a while, meet a nice lady, who knows, after having this break i will abduct the "one man rock band" shave his stupid hair off, then tie him to a chair and force him to watch the SAME Justin Bieber interview for 6 years. Then il tell him he is free to go, which of course would be a lie, id put him in the time machine and take him back to prehistoric times and drink a few cold beers i had stolen from his dad as the dinosaurs hunt him down. Sound liketa good plan???